NBA PLAYOFFS PREDICTIONS
Here is what I think will happened this year in the playoffs:
(1) Miami v.s (8) Milwaukee
Ok if I was picking the winner by the best slogan than The Bucks would kill the Heat. FEAR THE DEER!!!!! But sadly they have to play Miami in basketball games.....KILL THE DEER!
(Miami in 2.............yea I said 2 cause I am guessing that the NBA is going to call of the series after the Heat win each game by 88 points)
(2) New York v.s (7) Boston
I want to happened is for both of these teams to die in some crazy plane crash.............however that probably won't happen. I guess Boston will win just to prove me right that the Knicks are the Cowboys of the NBA
(Boston in 6. They are calling this series Sandy V.S Marathon btw)
(3) Indiana V.S (6) Atlanta
( Indiana in 32 cause that is how long this is going to feel)
(4) Brooklyn v.s (5) Chicago
Fuck D-Rose!: Carlos Boozer
(Bulls win in 6. After the series The Nets are bought by the rapper Mace)
(1) O.K.C v.s (8) Houston
The Thunder will set off a new bomb in O.K.C when they blow out the Rockets. James Harden shoots the ball in the wrong basket cause he forgot what team he was on.
( The Thunder in 4. Yao Ming is going to roll over in his grave)
(2) San Antonio v.s (7) L.A Lakers
Everyone who is picking the Lakers in this series must have be in a coma for the last 4 months. The Spurs will put the Lakers to sleep. I mean sleep as both kill their season and sleep cause the Spurs are really boring to watch.
(Spurs in 6. Dwight Howard does some stand-up after each game)
(3) Denver v.s (6) Golden State
Write this down. THIS WILL BE THE BEST SERIES IN TH E PLAYOFFS!!! I just will pick one at random.................
(Nuggets in 7.)
(4) L.A Clippers v.s (5) Memphis
The population of Lob City will be mauled to death.
(Memphis in 5......after the lost Blake Griffin will travel back in time using his KIA)
(1) Miami v.s (7) Boston
Sorry Boston. The Heat doesn't care about America
(Miami in 5)
(3) Indiana v.s (5) Chicago
Fuck D-Rose: Joakim Noah
(Bulls in 6. The next day the city of Indianapolis wake to the shocking news that the Pacers were in the Playoffs)
(1) O.K.C vs (2) San Antonio
D-Fish avg. for this series will be 54 points per game.
(Thunder win in 5. The Spurs on their way home that half their team will be deported)
(3) Denver v,s (5) Memphis
The real Gasol is to much for the Nuggets.
( Memphis in 5.)
(1) Miami v.s (5) Chicago
Thanks D-Rose!: Chris Bosh
(The Heat in 5)
(1) O.K.C vs (5) Memphis
Memphis remembers that they are Memphis and they don't belong in the NBA Finals
(The Thunder in 3)
(1) Miami v.s (1) O.K.C
A lot of people say that sequels are never as good but this one will be right up there with Godfather 2 and T-2.
(The Heat in 7..............but after the win............
Lebron pulls a Yokozuna from Wrestlemania 9 and calls out anyone from the back and The Heat will put the title on the line and that is when the lights go out and the Sixers!!!!!!! Show Up!!!!!!!!!!
Miami V.S Philadelphia
The Sixers walk in and beat the Heat. The score is going to be something like 288 to 34. After the the win the crowd starts to chat USA! USA! USA!!! The President is there and gives each member of the Sixers the Medal of Honor also the Queen is there and she knights each of the Sixers and the new Pope is all like "Yo you guys can have my job if you want!" AMERICA!!!!!
2013 NBA CHAMPS!
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