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Published January 22, 2013

 

Busy points to the toaster in Jules' kitchen and says, "See the toaster I got you as a wedding gift? When I was little, we didn't have a toaster.  We did have a flame-thrower that my foster dad got in Vietnam.  I fired it up and accidentally burned down the trailer and I ended up in the street,
blaming toast for all of my problems!
Years later, I see that toaster on your registry. You get a kick-ass wedding gift,
and I finally made peace with toast."
 
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