Donald Trump is going to win the GOP nomination unless Deez Nuts have anything to do about it! Oh, no, I’m not referring to my own ball sack, I actually don’t have one. I am obviously referring to the independent presidential candidate from Iowa named Deez Nuts who is officially running for president and trailing not so far behind Donald Trump in North Carolina and a few other states.
Deez Nut filled out the necessary paperwork to run for president through the Federal Election Commission back in June.
Mr. Nuts is currently polling at 9% in North Carolina, behind Trump who is at 29%. So yes, that means realistically and from a political strategist’s standpoint, we could be gearing up for a Trump Nuts Presidency.
The likelihood of Deez Nuts pulling ahead of Trump is slim, but the two of them paired together is a hard match to beat. I’m pretty positive Trump has said something along the lines of “Yeah, I’ll pick a running mate, I’ll pick deez nuts, loser!” Well, Mr. Trump, it’s time to live up to those words.