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Published May 31, 2011
Hi there,

I would like to start off today with a small apology for my absence yesterday, you see my old friend Mr Sensibly Stupid decided to sabotage the internet by destroying the banking station at the end of my street.

Heres how it went down, Mr stupid poured 4 gallons of petrol over the sub-station and struck the match. the box went up like the 4th of july and cut the internet to the surrounding area.

Once i heard what he had done i decided the right thing to do was payback and on a grand scale.

So after talkin with my local porn kingpin I pursuaded him to take vengeance on mr stupid for the loss of buisness he recieved due to the internet cut off.

to cut a long and boring story short Mr Stupid took one hell of a beating and wont let me forget it.
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