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Published January 03, 2012 More Info »
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Published January 03, 2012
Mitt Romney put out a new campaign song to celebrate his performance in the Iowa caucuses, to the tune of Irving Berlin’s God Bless America!
 
God bless my pandering,
I’m everything to everyone!
More stances, than Newt’s romances
All for the fringe right-wing’s love!
From abortion, to gay rights,
To the health care program I loved!
God bless my pandering, I’ve no backbone.
 
God bless my pandering,
I’m everything to everyone.
Newt’s a big joke, Bachmann’s way broke
And Perry’s campaign is up in smoke!
I left my dignity, far behind me,
When I decided to run!
Winning but still pandering, I’ve no backbone.
 
Mitt Romney has more positions than the Kama Sutra.  That’s not a good thing.
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