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By King Christopher (radio show host)
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Published October 30, 2013

Girl With No Name

By King Christopher

 

     I dated a girl who worked for a night club. She was in her 20’s, young, sexy and everything I ever wanted in a woman. When we went on our first date everything went very well and things happened fast. For our second date I had her meet me at a pizza place in a upscale shopping center. But when she arrived she decided she wanted to go to another restaurant she had heard of in the plaza. When we got there I didn’t even see prices on the menu and I took a deep breath, knowing that I only had $27 in my valet. Soon as the first round of drinks came, I told her with embarrassment I couldn’t pay for it.

      But she just smiled and told me not to worry about it. She ordered both of us the most expensive steak dinners on the menu and when the bill came I caught a glimpse, no less that $150! When we left the restaurant we passed the movie theatre and she decided we should see a movie. I told her that I would gladly pay for our tickets. When we got to the window she wouldn’t let me pay!

        The next day I was telling a friend about our great night together and he asked me a question, “what’s her name”? and then it suddenly hit me…I didn’t know her name! anyway to make a long story short we broke up 5 months later and the whole time I didn’t know how to ask her what the hell her name was. Till this day I can only refer to her as “girl with no name”

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