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In a world where reality is what you make of it, there is a
select few who strive to make of it whatever they wish. They, are the Sex
Symbols. God’s vanity in the
flesh...genetically superior...aesthetically revered...these elite women
single-handedly influence the world wide entertainment marketplace, solely by
the sheer prowess of their beauty and assets.
Sex appeal is their job and they work it 24-7 for as long as the laws of
gravity will allow. Absent the
traditional skills akin to contemporary artists, their talent lies in their
prolific ability to transform their coveted assets into a spectacular display
of performing arts, thrilling the hearts and minds of millions. To some they are idols, yet and still to others,
they are idiots. Whatever the case may
be one thing is certain, Sex Symbols are icons of pop culture...women we love
to hate...hate to love...love to hate to love.
They have an innate ability to capture our attention, our imagination,
and satisfy our insatiable appetite for the absurd. They overcome the insurmountable obstacles of
an un-accomplished practitioner of the arts by infesting the byways of
entertainment in a parody of theatrics and in doing so they accomplish the
unfathomable, fame and fortune. They manage to succeed at the expense of all
that is good and wholesome about entertainment, all the while enduring the
public outcry “enough is enough.” Where do they come from? What possess them? What can we do to stop them...perhaps,
nothing. In this audaciously revealing
mockumentary we’re going to get behind these women as we grab the bosom for an
up-close and personal look into the scintillating lives of Sex Symbols. We hope you enjoy the climax as we journey
through their lives to unveil, the