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Published: August 12, 2010
Description: Give me liberty, or give me death
     Last night my girlfriend and I were sitting in the living room. I turned to her and said, "Honey, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, promise me you'll pull the plug."
      She gets up and unplugs the TV and throws out the beer I was drinking? WTF?