SPAM: Isn't it wonderful?

Funny messages from retards, or just common SPAM? Post it here, so we can all laugh about it.

From:

unibaby

Date: Jul 02, 2008 07:20 PM Subject: MY DEAREST

MY DEAREST I am miss unice gukama, a young and romantic girl. I intouched your profile here in (funnyordie.com) and i will like us to click together for a long lasting relationship. please contact me directly at my email address… (unice_01guk@yahoo.com) because i will love to send you my pictures and also tell you more about my self in my next mail. i eagerly wait for ur mail thanks for your acceptance, unice

Sent To:

unibaby

Date: Jul 06, 2008 04:37 PM Subject: Re: MY DEAREST

AIDS lol

From:

jully

Date: Jul 22, 2008 06:31 AM Subject: Good day,

Good day, Please write to my email address: (juliet_kalifah@yahoo.com) In brief, my name is juliet Kalifah, a good looking Liberian. I became interested in you after going through your profile and i wish to continue relationship with you which if nature will permit we have a long way to go. I have a special reason of contacting you which i will make known to you, tell you more about myself and also send my pictures to you. I will like you to get back to me through my email address: juliet_kalifah@yahoo.com Thanks as you write to my email. juliet Kalifah.

Sent To:

jully

Date: Jul 23, 2008 01:40 PM Subject: Re: Good day,

Let’s meet out in the back ally at about 2AM. I’ll be the guy in the long black trench coat. See you there!

From:

dadda400

Date: Aug 11, 2008 07:49 PM

Subject: HELLO,

HELLO ,
My name is bernarda i saw your profile today at (www.funnyordie.com ) and became int rested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send an email to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom i am.Here is my email address (bernardathompson@yahoo.com) believe we can move from here I am waiting.
(Remember the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life)
Thanks
bernarda. You can reach me with this email-address
(Bernardathompson@yahoo.com)

Sent To:

dadda400

Date: Aug 12, 2008 11:55 AM

Subject: Re: HELLO,

You can just view my pictures in my online album at ifuxtheanimals.com. (Note, I’m the human in the pictures.)