Last week, President Obama pardoned two turkeys, Mac and Cheese. At his side were his two teenaged daughters, 16-year-old Malia and 13-year-old Sasha. The two First Daughters rolled their eyes, crossed their arms, and refused to pet the birds. We have hacked Barack Obama’s phone and obtained the text conversation that reveals the true reason why the teens were so annoyed.

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