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Is the person you have feelings for at least a bit cute?
id fuck me. would you fuck me?

If you found out your friend was smoking weed, would you be disappointed?
yes, that i was not involved with it.

Last movie you watched?
that zohan movie... ahah that dude bangs a buncha old ladies.

What would you do if the world were to end?
eat mad mushrooms, smoke mad weed.... and go do a rain-dance?..nude?

What song are you listeneing to?
they just cant take it, and ill always let my nuts hang like i was doin push-ups naked

Your teacher finds you smoking in the bathroom and she says she's going to call your mom and dad, whats your reaction?
i never smoked in the bathroom. fuck... the school i went to.. we were allowed a smoke break every hour. and if you werent 18 you get someone 18 to sign some fuckin waiver and they could.

Do you look people in the eye when you talk to them?
yea unless my attention is elsewhere more interesting.

Do you read your horoscope?
only when i take a shit. hahahaha

Who is your last text from?
erased.

Is there anyone you would like to just appear at your front door right now?
nah... i hate fuckin pop ins... what is this seinfeld? call my goddamn cell phone. unless its like ... ed mcmahon with publishers clearing house or sum.... hahaha. aint he dead? well fuck it bring dick clark and his cathador bag and his jackie moon check. aw.

Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?
nope, but i got my belly button pierced. nah. i really dont.

Does a kiss make you feel better?
nah, not really.

Who did you last get in a fight with and why?
i dont remember?

Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
i dono if ive ever passed out on the bathroom floor... but i know that ive never woken up in the bathroom.

Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in?
ill get in fuck it .. its florida

What did you do today?
mowed lawn went to store smoked weed filled out these things to pass time.
because this daytime television shit really is ridiculous... buncha goddamn csi, and fuckin sham-wow commercials and michael jackson tributes. oh and dont forget the great programming you can find on fuckin mtv and vh1.
fucking incredible.

Do you like the Red Sox or Yankees?
i dont like baseball but im from syracuse so fuck the mean streets of boston.

What are you doing tomorrow?
working chilling as always

Where's your favorite place to be?
inside of a vagina. get a sense of humor.

Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?
shit bitch im irish i drink both at the same time and shit. hahaha nah
i dont drink either tho. haha.

Have you ever been arrested?
yea, a couple a times, and almost a couple a times.... ive since relaxed.

Do you dream in black and white?
hahahaha there is your ridiculous question ladies and gentleman.

When's the last time you deliberately skipped a class?
when i went to cape.

What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had?
milk

Do you prefer pasta, salad, or coleslaw?
fuck all that goddamn horse feed.

If you were granted one wish, what would you wish for?
i would wish for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss.

Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
i drink socially... but if i had to yea.

Whose bed were you on last besides yours?
im pretty sure it was them stacked up pallets i mentioned previously maybe?

When was the last time you changed in front of someone?
i dont do that shit, i dont gve a fuck who you are. the only time youll see me is if you did me like erin andrews or sum. hahahahahha

Last person you kissed, have you cried in front of them?
is this question on every fuckin one of these or what? go review and let me know because im not going back to look.

Do you trust all of your friends?
nah not really

Do you think the last person you kissed is nice?
in a "special" kind of way. ahhaha.

Does anyone call you babe?
naah

Do you think the last person you kissed is a player?
well, after we kissed.... the next time i went in the bathroom. there was already a full blown cold sore. so you tell me?

Could you go out in public looking like you do now?
id have to but another skin on.

Do you believe ex's can really ever be "just friends"?
im recycling. r ex's

Would you rather love one person or have many short relationships?
everything happens for a reason.

Anyone say they want to be with you forever?
yea people have said it...

Is there a member of the opposite sex on your mind?
nah not really... just the babbling bitch on the tv here

Did you reject or accept your last friend request?
oooh shit she done rejected somebody! aint nobody fuckin with her.

Have you kissed someone in '09 that means alot to you?
nope... the only thing that bitch was worth was one a them 1.49 carmex.
ahahhaaaa...

What would happen if you had a baby with the last person you kissed?
"her womb is so polluted... i cant even have a fuckin kid with her man"

Would you prefer a kiss on the cheek or neck?
the neck if we gettin to sexin.

Do you have a member of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
maybe... who cares what they do with it cuz i fuckin really dont. im just talkin.

You think anyone has feelings for you?
i doubt it.

Do you know anyone who would just drop everything to come see you?
nah probably not...

Is there someone you used to talk to every day that you don't talk to at all?
yea... people come and go. but ill always be here .. until i die. bitches.

You're thinking about someone, aren't you?
im thinkin bout eatins some goddamn food is what im thinkin about.

Ever like someone older than you?
yea of course i have penis. i will mate with bea arthur if needed. ahhahaha

Ever been on a blind date?
that i have not expierienced. and i prolly wont unless i go on motherfuckin....
loweredexpectations.com or some shit. hahaah

When you're home alone do you still close the door when you shower?
yea

Did you hug or kiss anyone today?
nope

Your best friend tells you, you have a drug problem, you say?
"motherfucker, you got the problem... marijuana is not a goddamn drug!"

Do you still pinky promise?
a promise is just an enthusiastic maybe.

Do you like when people play with your hair?
i play with my hair alot.
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