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April 27, 2015
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A guy who just got into Game of Thrones by the time the fifth season starts, has a few questions for Theon as his character changes.

A Quick Question For Theon Greyjoy After He Seized Winterfell…
From a guy who just finished watching the 6th episode of the 2nd season

Hey Theon,

I realize that the 5th season has begun and I’m just starting on the 2nd half of the 2nd season, but I have to ask…

Why did you do it, Prince? Why attack the house of the North? I know your circumstances and understand you felt like more of a prisoner than a son, but they took good care of you, kid. After all, if memory serves, your real dad gave you up, so, if anything you should be mad at him, you know? You were there for like ten years or some shit! You were doing so good! You swore brotherhood to Robb under the battle camp tent and promised him your father’s ships. I’m betting you swore fealty to the guy as well, but I may not have caught it. (I’ll let you know for sure upon second viewing) Not only that, you let down the whole family. These are the Starks we’re talking about, brotha!

Sure, you could never assume the throne in accordance with the law. You were pretty low born, after all. But you weren’t treated much worse than that bastard, Jon Snow! Don’t get me wrong, I hold nothing against Snow, he seems pretty on the level, I’m just mad at the situation.

To top it off you go and fiddle with your sister?! I’d expect such behavior from a Lannister or Targaryen, but a Greyjoy? Please! You should know better!
And then realign with your estranged father, who is really quite abusive toward you, I should like to point out! That never makes for a healthy relationship. I hope you know something I don’t.

While we’re so close to the subject of Targaryen; and I’m sure you get this all the time, but you have to live long enough to meet the Dragon Mother. She is the tip of the iceberg, if you follow. I would totally have sex with her. I mean, I don’t think I would initiate it, or tell her that I love her or anything like that. Once you do that you might as well volunteer to raise three dragons. And I’ve never wanted to raise some other dude’s kids. I guess it’s because they eventually realize that you’re not their dad and they don’t have to listen to you. So, I guess that’s why I would pass on the sexual situations. I’m afraid the negatives far outweigh the positives.

Well, anyway, I just thought I’d let you know how I feel in the form of a few questions. I’m sure you’ll do right by the gods old and new in the episodes to follow.

All the best!

Steve N.

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