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Published: July 10, 2013
Description: A video has surfaced of Justin Bieber urinating into a bucket in a restaurant kitchen as his entourage looks on laughing. Before leaving, Bieber sprays a photo of Bill Clinton with cleaning product and shouts "fuck Bill Clinton!" Since apparently this qualifies as news, we thought it would be fun to break the story down into its essential elements and come up with some other Bieber headlines with this handy Justin Bieber news story generator.
A video has surfaced of a laughing Justin Bieber urinating into a bucket in a restaurant kitchen before spraying a photo of Bill Clinton with cleaning product and shouting "fuck Bill Clinton!" Since apparently this qualifies as news, we thought it would be fun to break the story down into its essential elements and come up with some other wacky Bieber headlines using this handy formula:
 
Disgusting bodily function + common household item + dis on 90s politician = BIEBER NEWS
 
Here are some examples to get you started:
 
"Justin Bieber pees into bucket, says 'Fuck Bill Clinton'"
"Justin Bieber barfs on toaster, says 'Suck my ass, Janet Reno'"
"Justin Bieber rubs wiener on George Foreman grill, says 'Boris Yeltsin more like Boris Smeltsin'"
 
Now you try! 
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