Here's what I wrote to Lindsay Lohan's comment box under her video.
Hi Lindsay,I know you're joking but you're my kinda woman.I'm an
alcoholic in AA with a 2 year chip.I'm a wild child,too.Lived in a
couple of Half-way Houses for alcoholism but never was arrested.Ankle
bracelets are cute.A Lo-Jack for Lohan.Hell I think it would fun for
the both of us.
Hey,Im not a stalker.It's a goof.But,it was a helluva good video clip on TMZ.LATER SAKBLABBATH