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Published May 06, 2010 More Info ยป
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Published May 06, 2010
Is there a common procedure for opening a newly bought item in tough to open plastic packaging? Let's say you stop at the store and purchase a cell phone car charger, once you return to your car you want to open it immediately, but it's tough as shit to do. Here are the steps that I try over and over with no success: Step 1: Try tearing plastic with hands Step 2: Try tearing plastic with teethStep 3: Try stabbing plastic with keysStep 4: Try stabbing plastic with a penStep 5: Try tearing plastic with hands again, become pissed offStep 6: Contemplate burning it with a lighter but remember the last time you smelt burnt plastic and how long it takes for the smell to go away (I'm pretty sure only hair smells worse when burnt.)Step 7: Say "fuck it, i'll wait till i get home and use the god damn scissors."
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