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Published March 18, 2008 More Info ยป
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Published March 18, 2008

I'm so pissed I have bleach stains on my favorite hoodie! I have always been tentative using Clorox. My mother used to short circuit the phones in the house because she cleaned them with Clorox. She loves Clorox! I would walk into my house after school and my eyes would water from the bleach that was in the air.

When she visited me at college she would go right for my hamper to do the laundry and I would have to wrestle it off her in fear of bleach spots on my clothes. She insited it was the best to kill germs. She would hold the bottle up against her face like a commercial and say to me "Petey, it can kill AIDS". How can I argue with that?

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