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Published July 13, 2010

1.) I cannot stand people who have handicapped license plates because they are driving their grandma/grandpa/or other handicapped relatives/friend's car and actually use the handicapped spot. When they jump their fat ass out of the car, I want to rip them a new asshole so that the tag will be legit.


2.) I can't stand when someone has been sitting at a 4-way stop sign or other stopping point, fiddling with their balls for at least 5 minutes probably, but they are so fucking inconsiderate, that instead of letting you go first, they take another 5 minutes to pull their ass in front of you to go 5 mph. Stupid mother fuckin cunt rag.


3.) When someone has a lot of spit, smacks their gum, or a yellow tongue from not brushing their germ cavern. All I can think about is a Gallapogos turtle. Fucking gnar-gnar.


4.) When someone's sentence starts with "me, my, I , or Mine" everytime they talk. STFU. ITS ABOUT ME, NOT YOU! (just kidding, but seriously).


5.) People who use verbal handcuffs in a conversation. Either let me respond, and let this be a two-way convo, talk about something interesting, or STFU. If you are so worried about when it is going to be your turn to talk, or what you are going to say....SEE #4


6.) People who can't handle other people's awesomeness. Some people are just cool, hate monger.


7.) People who tell me I need Jesus. You ned a big helping of  STFU. Thanks.


8.) People who cry about being victims of their own bullshit. MAN UP, BITCH!

Shit happens, but that doesn't mean you have to roll in it. Over and over again.


9.) Alleged "friends" who flirt with other people's GF/BF or wife/husband behind the "friend's" back. You're just a piece of shit. They make special wrist-cutting devices for you.


10.) Lots of other people.

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