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September 20, 2012

Every wonder what it takes to become a famous celebrity? Here's how...

People come to Hollywood from all around the world to try and "make it" in show business. Fame is a sultry mistress, and for those of you who want her... we have the steps it takes to have her. Below is an info graph on How to Become a Famous Celebrity. Please follow these steps at your own risk.how-to-become-a-famous-celebrity-2

Here are a few more steps you can take on ‘How to become Famous’ if the above did not work out:

-Realize that whatever talent you might have is basically worthless*
-Wear extra lip gloss and no panties when meeting with a casting agent
-Start by testing the ‘reality show’ waters – anything that would highlight the hilarious downsides of your life and/or family ironically for million of viewers to watch and feel better about themselves – also, allow them to judge you and your life profusely
-Publicly claim “you’re fine” just before you go on a complete public breakdown which could result in an arrest, drastic hair cut change, or both
-If you have a kid, exploit them to the MAX to help spread your own popularity and give them a random NOUN for a first name (Jacket, Apple, Blanket, Tube-Sock, Face, etc)
-Sexually abuse your masseuse(s)
-Skip out on a 5 digit hotel bill
-You’ll need a “fabulous” gay BFF
-Sit court-side at as many Laker games as you can
-Desperately Get Joan Rivers to insult what you look like
-“Accidentally” flash your genitals while getting out of a car (if no paparazzo are around, just “accidentally” tweet a nude pic)
-Go out clubbing and don’t show up on set the next day due to “exhaustion”
-Never pay less than $8.50 for a bottle of water

*might as well do away with your dignity while youre at it