Bryce Dallas Howard was on Conan last night, and the Jurassic World star demonstrated her ability to cry on command, even during the dullest small talk, for instance, Conan rambling on and on about roaming the aisles of a huge hardware store chain.

If the slow, natural-looking build of Howard’s tears isn’t impressive enough for you, we also get a peek at Conan’s ability to turn talking about Home Depot into something tinged with a unique melancholy, probably because he is watching Howard cry right at him and it’s making him feel a little weepy, too.