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Published June 05, 2012 More Info »

While receiving the Generation Award at the MTV Movie Awards last night, Johnny Depp was murdered by fellow actor Gene Wilder. "I've been waiting for the perfect moment since '05," Wilder told media, "when that ass hole butchered my classic masterpiece, Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory."

Wilder, who MTV claims was not even invited to the event, was hiding in the crowd with a lead pipe. When actor/musician/kinda-douchey-weirdo Depp took the stage to receive his gratuitous award, Wilder lept from his seat and charged the podium.

Witnesses say The 79 year-old actor was yelling, “We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams, mother fucker!”

The Black Keys front man Dan Auerbach said that while the incident was tragic it was also "totally understandable considering how annoying Depp can be," adding, "the guy's one Haiti away from becoming Sean Penn.”