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February 08, 2010
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend 

and I had been dating for over a year, and so we 

decided to get married.  There was only one 

little thing bothering me... it was her beautiful 

younger sister. 


My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very 

tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.  She 

would regularly bend down when she was near 

me, and I always got more than ! ! a nice view.  It had to 

be deliberate.  Because she never did it when she was 

near anyone else. 


One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to 

come over to check the wedding invitations.  She was 

alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she

had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't 

overcome.  She told me that she wanted me just once 

before I got married and committed my life to her sister. 

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. 

She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if 

you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'


I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go 

up the stairs.  I stood there for a moment, then turned 

and made a beeline straight to the front door.  I 

opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. 

Lord... and behold, my entire future family was standing 

outside, all clapping! 


With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and 

said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our 

little test...  We couldn't ask for a better 

man for our daughter.  Welcome to the family.' 

And the moral of this story is: 

Always keep your condoms in your car.



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