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1. Two in the chest, one in the head

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2. By making Big Bird listen to Mitten’s convention speech 

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3. Having Dick Cheney take Big Bird hunting

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4. Eating Big Bird with some Fava Beans and a nice Chianti

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5. Paying Oscar to take Big Bird on a “fishing trip” a la Godfather II

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6. Inviting Big Bird to the Romney Thanksgiving Dinner

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7.  Choking the …Bird

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8. Quartered by wild horses 

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