1. Two in the chest, one in the head
2. By making Big Bird listen to Mitten’s convention speech
3. Having Dick Cheney take Big Bird hunting
4. Eating Big Bird with some Fava Beans and a nice Chianti
5. Paying Oscar to take Big Bird on a “fishing trip” a la Godfather II
6. Inviting Big Bird to the Romney Thanksgiving Dinner
7. Choking the …Bird
8. Quartered by wild horses
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- Awesome. Check this out: http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/7975
- Disney Corp owns Sesame Street, its Disney's deal to support the show, not the government, Just another greedy loop hole for Disney. Shame.