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Published: October 05, 2012
Description: Soon after Mitt Romney announced he wants to cut federal funding to PBS, details about his plan were released. Hollywood Leek obtained this list of ways Mittens plans to “off” Big Bird.

1. Two in the chest, one in the head

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2. By making Big Bird listen to Mitten’s convention speech 

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3. Having Dick Cheney take Big Bird hunting

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4. Eating Big Bird with some Fava Beans and a nice Chianti

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5. Paying Oscar to take Big Bird on a “fishing trip” a la Godfather II

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6. Inviting Big Bird to the Romney Thanksgiving Dinner

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7.  Choking the …Bird

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8. Quartered by wild horses 

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