Last night for Giving Tuesday/World AIDS Day, Jimmy Kimmel Live held a (RED) Shopathon in which celebrities auctioned off special experiences to raise money to help fight AIDS. There were a lot of cool experiences being offered — for instance, if you donate enough, Tom Brady will slap you in the butt, James Franco will paint you naked, and Matt Damon will give you a glimpse into the torturous life he lives every time he visits the Jimmy Kimmel Live set and is locked out of the regular green room. Oh wait, that last one is kinda ~weird~!