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October 27, 2015

Think being an introvert is hard? Try having delicious, oven roasted chickens for hands.

10 Things Only People with Delicious Oven Roasted Chickens for Hands Will Understand

  • No matter how much you try to hide it, one day everyone will realize your secret: you have oven roasted chickens for hands.
  • Every time you walk into a room, someone asks, “What smells like delicious, oven roasted chicken?”

  • Pets are your worst enemy, always trying to eat your hands; which are actually two delicious, oven roasted chickens.

  • Even the simplest of tasks can be difficult with two clumsy, succulent, oven roasted chickens for hands.

  • The constant, nagging urge to take a big, old bite out of one of your hands. Will it hurt? Will it grow back? Only one way to find out.

  • Damn that wizard. Damn him straight to hell.

  • Trying to get those dang chicken grease stains out of your clothes.

  • Grocery stores always assume you’re shoplifting. Even after you try to explain you have delicious, oven roasted chickens for hands.

  • Dating is a nightmare. Will we have the same taste in TV shows? What if we have different hobbies? What if she makes more money than me? What if she’s freaked out by my oven roasted chicken hands?

  • You can never hug your children.