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Fucking Sports Again

Jim McPartland

 

The Blog Goddess of this site, the lovely Amy4Birds, was nice enough to write another electrifying blog on the bailout yesterday. You must read it if you haven’t-

http://www.funnyordie.com/blog/posts/4223

Being the sweetheart she is, she then comments that I need to blog- “but not about fucking sports”.

To piss her off and appease SillyBitch, here is NFL week 7.

I had a great week last week- 9-5. Overall 47-37. That puts me in the red in Las Vegas if I bet the same amount each week on every game. But I’m not in Vegas- this is all wagering in my head- and I should be more interested in the bailout or Joe the Plumber. But I’m sick about hearing about both and I’ll just slide back into my gambling fantasy world, thank-you-very-much.

For some reason, this week seems harder than they usually do, but here we go-

 

Week 7

Tennessee                           9              @ Kamas City

Titans look like the cream of the AFC crop.

 

@ Buffalo                            1              San Diego

 

Big game for both teams. Tough one. If Buffalo can win, they’re for real.

 

Pittsburgh                          9 1/2      @ Cincinnati

They could cover.

@ Miami                              3              Baltimore

Low scoring, I’m still not convinced Dolphins are that good and Ravens are pissed about last week. Balt 13-9.

Dallas                                    7              @ St. Louis

Probably a suckers bet. Will Romo play? Doing this to/for Turnems more than anything.

@ Chicago                          3              Minnesota

The Bears go the opposite of what I pick each week. To keep Silly on the edge of her seat, here ya go!

@ Carolina                         3              New Orleans

I still think the Panthers get less attention than they deserve. POTW 20-10.

@ NY Giants                      10 ½       San Francisco

Giants got their shit game out of their system Monday and return big. 37-17.

@ Houston                         9 ½         Detroit

Lions suck but have a propensity for covering their suckiness.

NY Jets                                 3              @ Oakland

Farve will probably carve. But WTF.

@ Washington                 7 ½         Cleveland

Redskins bounce back big. Cleveland shot their load against Giants and leave Viagra at home. 28-3.

Indianapolis                        1              @ Green Bay

Stay away.

@ Tampa Bay                     10 1/2    Seattle

Lots of points to give for a team that does not score that much. 17-14 TB.

 

Monday

@ New England                                3              Denver

Without Brady I don’t think the Pats should be favored against anyone.

 

 

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