Jurassic World may have been the fourth installment in the Jurassic Park movie franchise, but it was only the first to prominently feature a character who confusingly won’t take off her high heels, even during action sequences with lots of running. Fortunately, this video from XVP Comedy fills that insensible-shoe void by adding stilettos, zebra print pumps, and peep-toe heels to every single foot found walking around Jurassic Park. The result? A stunning Jurassic Park Box Set: High Heels Edition.
Do you all hear that sound? That *clip clop clip clop* is the sound of high heels, and also the sound that dinosaurs make now, because they are wearing high heels, as they should be. You know, for continuity within the franchise.