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Published December 26, 2009






Oh what a year! 2009 was not really that nice to me but here's a joke that made me laugh out loud!!  Here's hoping that 2010 will be as hilarious  as this . . .





An  old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the  old man passes gas and says,  'Seven Points.' 

His  wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was  that?'

The old man replied, 'It's fart football.'

A few minutes later his  wife lets one go and says 'Touchdown,  tie score.'

After about five  minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 

'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.' 

Not  to be outdone the wife rips out another one and  says, 'Touchdown, tie score.' 

Five seconds go by and she lets  out a little squeaker and says,'Field goal,  I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on the old man. 

He refuses to get beaten by a  woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable,he gives it everything he's  got, and accidentally shits in the bed. 

The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'

The  old man says, 'Half time, switch sides. 

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