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Published: November 02, 2012
Description: Cancel the Marathon?

"The New York Marathon will not be held Sunday," Mayor Michael Bloomberg said...
then he continued..."Don't be upset though, if we can find enough sturdy bicycles we'll change it to the New York IronMan Triathlon!"
New plan:
2.4-mile (3.9-km) subway swim.
Following that, the competitors take a 112-mile (180.3-km) mountain-bike ride over debris filled streets. When they finish that leg, they hop off their bikes and run a full marathon on the worlds rankest smelling course!!