I couldn't wait to write this one, probably because my team made it to the playoffs. To be honest, I would have immediately stopped production of these posts following the regular season if the PB Squad (if you're asking yourself "who is the PB Squad?" right now, then fuck you) had not made it to the playoffs. I'm an asshole.
I'm glad the Jack D Rocks owner (who is a very close friend of mine) decided to go along with the "Five Words' bit in this quarterfinals, because I totally put him on the spot in that last wrap-up.
And boy, he didn't disappoint. We only communicated through text since we were both at work when I was typing this up, but he had me laughing my ass off. I kind of felt bad because he sent me some real good material for the last article in regards to his matchup with the RamRods, I just forgot to add it.
Oh well, shit happens. Let the games begin.
Professional Blues = me (Fox)
my ninjas = black
Jack D Rocks = brown
Legion of Doom = blue
RamRods = red
Bastard Mutants = orange
T. Green? = green
AK-47 = Adam (only met him a few times and have no idea what his last name is)
CANT WAIT = turquoise
Bruce Blingstein = gray (*automatic win*)