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July 02, 2014

From An Older Pilot

One day an old pilot’s axe fell into the river.

the Lord asked, “Why are you crying?”

The aviator replied about his axe, and how the

Axe supplemented his meager pension.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.

“Is this your axe?” “No Lord”

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. “Is this your Axe?”

“No Lord”

The Lord again came up with an iron axe. “Is this your Axe?”

“Yes lord”

pleased with his honesty He gave him all three axes.

Sometime later the aviator was walking with his woman along the river bank,

And his woman fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again

Appeared and asked him, “Why are you crying?”

“Oh Lord, my woman has fallen into the water!”

The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE. “Is this

Your woman?” the Lord asked.

“Yes Lord.”

The Lord was furious. “You lied!”

“Oh, forgive me Lord.

If I had said ‘no’ to ANGELINA JOLIE, You would have come up with another, and if I said ‘no’ You would have come up with my woman. Had I then said ‘yes’, you would have given me all three. Lord, I am old and unable to take care of all three women;

that’s why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE.”

And God was pleased.

The moral of this story is: Whenever a Pilot lies, it is for a good and

Honorable reason, and only for the benefit of others!