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September 09, 2015
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Lyrics to the song "My Gal's Got Daddy Issues" Feel free to use this song for your burlesque routine!

Verse 1:
She found herself
backpacking through New Mexico
She’s got poor health,
prolly from sleeping with that hobo

Cuddling she likes,
but she’ll wake up screaming
ukelele at open mics
has all the boys wet dreaming

Chorus:
My gal’s got daddy issues
Just take a look at her regretful tattoos
My gal’s got daddy issues
A total feminist, if it makes things go her way

Verse 2:
Is she okay?
I saw her status on facebook
It’s a game she plays
to get ya to take a look

Never wants kids
she doesn’t, seriously
had a few abortions
BUT DON’T TELL ANYBODY!

BUT SHE TELLLLLS EVERYYYYYBODDDDDYYYYY

CHORUS:
My gal’s got daddy isssues
Look how high the heels are on her shoes
My gal’s got daddy issues
If you’re smart you’ll stay away

Verse 3:
She’s gluten free
A vegan sometimes
Plays rollerderby
Shoplifts cause it’s not a crime

No need to define
Her relationships with men
Drinks too much wine
And sleeps with nearly all of them

Chorus:
My gal’s got daddy issues
Just take a look at her regretful tattoos
My gal’s got daddy issues
She’s feminist if it makes things go her way

Verse 4:
Every selfies she takes
Is from way up high
Pig tails to hot yoga
So she can meet the right guy

HOPEFULLLLY THIS ONE WON’T LIIIIIIIIE!!!

BRIDGE:
She’ll take a hug
But giving em makes her cry
Wears too much make up
Especially around her eyes
Cuts herself to make sure she feels
Feels herself to make sure she’s cut
Her rollerderby name is wheels
Cause some bitch already took “slut”

Final Verse!:
Diets like a yo-yo
Changed college majors a bunch
Never turns down a fro-yo
Only smokes when she’s drunk

Although she’s bi,
Prefers the company of men
She’s sick all the time
Doesn’t believe in western medicine

CHORUS:
My gal’s got daddy issues
She’s not crying because of you
My gal’s got daddy issues
She’s gonna finish that scrapbook someday!

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