So this intro should be very short. I had just caught wind of the Bernie Fine allegations at Syracuse University right before I posted this article on our fantasy board, so I wasn't fully in the know. I kind of feel bad about posting that it seemed like some of the allegations were false, but then again I don't. My initial thought was that the two guys (and I think they may have even been cousins) looked and sounded very shady, so I just said what was on my mind.
But is this how coaches really get down in college sports? I mean what the fuck. The next breaking story will be a former towel boy at Gonzaga accusing one of the swim coaches of giving him a 'deep clean' against his will. A 'deep clean' is when a person strategically positions his anus directly along a jacuzzi wall in front of a water jet while receiving an underwater handjob. Yeah, pretty messy. Hope you weren't eating when you read that one.
Enjoy the results, it's almost playoff time! And to my beautiful fiance: At least fantasy football is the only sport I play. It could be much, much worse.
Professional Blues = me (Fox)
my ninjas = black
Jack D Rocks = brown
Legion of Doom = blue
RamRods = red
Bastard Mutants = orange
T. Green? = green
AK-47 = Adam (only met him a few times and have no idea what his last name is)
CANT WAIT = turquoise
Bruce Blingstein = gray (*automatic win*)