, already known for its sensationalist headlines, outdid itself today when its front page declared “Nor’easter Could Threaten Millions.” The terrifying weather in question is basically a medium-sized rainstorm, and is unlikely to threaten millions with anything more than damp feet.

Here are some other Nor’easter headlines considered.

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