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Published August 20, 2009
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

         1. He called everyone brother.
         2. He liked Gospel.
         3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

         But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus
         was Jewish:

         1. He went into His Father's business.
         2 He lived at home until he was 33.
         3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother
         was sure, He was God.
         But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus
         was Italian:

         1. He talked with His hands.
         2. He had wine with His meals.
         3. He used olive oil.

         But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus
         was a Californian:

         1. He never cut His hair.
         2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
         3. He started a new religion.

         But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus
         was an American Indian:

         1. He was at peace with nature.
         2. He ate a lot of fish.
         3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

         But then there were 3 equally good arguments   that              Jesus
         was Irish:

         1. He never got married.
         2. He was always telling stories.
         3. His last request was for a drink. 

         But the most compelling evidence of all: 3 proofs that
         Jesus was a woman:

         1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no
         food.
         2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of
         men, who just didn't get it.
         3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because 
there was work to do.                          <!--EndFragment-->
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