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February 10, 2010
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Those Were Different Times Contest #13

Introducing: ORAL ROBERTS in his ground breaking recording "We are PARTNERS" which is Dedicated to my friends who join me in the Blessing-Pact ...
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15. Recorded before the real "Oral Blessing" got out of control.
-ideeclare
14. Join me in the blessing pact, any pact, would you care to be fudge pact?
-MadAdam
13. Sorry Oral, my business agent said I should convert all my faith into a 401 krishna plan.
-LucyLieu
12. Jed Clampett thought Oral, black gold, Texas tea...so he loaded up the lube and moved from Tennessee.
-Gerhardguffaw
11. Trust me, you don't wanna know what kind of "payola" went down in exchange for airplay.
-westsideslant
10. Oral Roberts: Always willing to lend a hand to any job.
-drwho
9. Twin Brother of Anal Roberts.
-jimbobalouie
8. “ Now I’m sure you won’t mind helping me build a 900-foot statue of Jesus ! ”
-theDIRTYmidget
7. Is that a euphemism?
-drwho
6. With the power of prayer we can reach out.......and around.
-WiscoDick
5. If you pull my fingers, I'll issue you some stock.
-trident
4. You can tell someone isn’t crazy when he uses words like ‘Pact.’
-TheDIRTYmidget
3. I would rather listen to this than watch Julia Roberts in anything
-bigjas
2. 3-D glasses included! Just put them on and let me shake your hand/touch your thigh while you listen!
-LeatherShorts

1. Before he joined the ministry, his name was Blow Job Roberts.
-keibar




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