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September 13, 2015

I'm tired of you, FanDuel and Draft Kings.

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Hi. I’ve been a big NFL fan my whole life. Watching football on a Sunday afternoon is one of the most relaxing things one can do, in my opinion. However, recently I find myself getting more and more irritated while watching TV because of your constant advertising, FanDuel and Draft Kings. Personally, I don’t have any interest in fantasy football, I just enjoy watching the games. So, FanDuel and Draft Kings, leave me the fuck alone.

I’m not interested in your one week seasons or your one day leagues. I’m not interested in you’re 2 Billion dollar pay out. I’m not interested in fantasy bragging rights. I don’t want to be the fake coach of a computer team. I don’t give a fuck about Peter Jennings (winner of over 3 million dollars on Draft Kings). Fuck off with your promo codes. Shove your “Giant Checks” up your asses. Take your constant advertising and go to fantasy Hell. I DON’T WANT IT. I DON’T WANT TO BE A FANTASY LEGEND. JUST LET ME WATCH THE FUCKING GAME.

Please pull your advertisement out of my throat (or at least make more than, like, three commercials).

- Sam