A 12-Year-Old's Guide to Understanding Women

By You're Doing It Right January 21, 2013 | 75,242 Views
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A very thorough and detailed explanation. Must read material for all men. 

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  • Forget talking to them, what a waste of time.
  • Men and women are complex. Why? Because they are human beings. It has nothing to do with one's sex organs.
  • "Best Selling Author" written in crayon? Seems legit.
  • A man was granted an audience with God. He was given one wish to be filled by the Lord and he thought long and hard on this. The man had been afraid of flying and always wanted to visit Hawaii so he requested that a bridge be built from California to Hawaii so he and many others could drive there. God replied that this was not possible, that the forces of nature and physics that he had created would not allow such a bridge. The ocean currents, the shifting of the tectonic plates, the depth of the ocean floor and many other factors would make such a bridge impossible. The man had to choose something else. So he thought about it and finally said to God "I would like to know everything about women, what they think, how they feel, what makes them act the way they do" God was silent for a moment and then replied "Do you want that bridge two lanes or four?"
  • There was an 8 year old that had an actual book published on girls. this kid must read it.
  • I don't believe for a second that a 12-year old wrote this unless he was the most unmotivated 12 year old ever. I know 6 year olds that could have done better than this.
  • A fellow Aspergian (albeit a gay dude) said this: "Women often say what they don't mean and mean what they don't say." In light of that gentlemen, get yourselves a book on body language and vocal tonality and learn to play hard to get. Like push-pull and shit. Put her off balance and be a total mindfuck. Think two steps forward and one step back. Don't bullshit her but let her come to you a bit. THere is more to IT than that but just have that be your starting point. ;D Most importantly, have fun and be playful for fucks sake. Enjoy yourself and let women do the same. Peace and Piece ya'll.
  • I love it! Who care if it wasn't written by a kid? It's a joke and a funny one. It could have just as easily been a guide to men…open it up and it says, "Squirrel!"
  • Women are pretty easy to understand...its the crazy ones you have to look out for.
  • true
  • The most accurate publication that as ever come out in the past 40 years. It's only a matter of time before this hits the New York Times best seller list.
  • Why would MAN want to understand WOMAN, women understand each other and they hate each other!
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