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    " I GADHAFI - LING"  By Michael Lake    Listen to the real song in the background while you read these lyrics:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ku2AiZxqOes I GADHAFI-LING The Black Eyed Peas feat. Moammar Gadhafi 2011 MOAMMAR I Gadhafi-ling that tonight's gonna be a good night That tonight's gonna be a good night That I'm going to rule Libya a long, long, time  Moammar Gadhafi, you can spell it with one d or two d's You can spell it with apostrophes Even add an "el" or an "al" if you please I am the leader! Of Libya! I'll die a martyr! Or not at all! Call me the Colonel! That's who I am! Just don't confuse me with that ch-chicken man!  FERGIE You know that he is the best Responsible for all of that civil unrest Don't get Moammar on about the West I've warned you, it is all I request MOAMMAR Been the ruler, since '69 How am I doing? I think just fine Got my own stadium! Let's play some sports! Won't see no Jews .... or any I-tal-i-ans In Libya, In Libya, In Libya, In Libya I rule it, I rule it, it's Libya I rule it, I rule it, I rule it, I rule it, rule it, rule it,  I rule it, I rule it, I rule it!  CHORUS:  I Gadhafi-ling that tonight's gonna be a good night That tonight's gonna be a good night That I'm going to rule Libya a long, long, time  Moammar Gadhafi, you can spell it with one d or two d's You can spell it with apostrophes Even add an "el" or an "al" if you please MOAMMAR Hey what's up UN!  (Hey!) I got a speech! (He's got a speech!) Got ninety minutes?  (Wait, what?) I'll spend it up! ('Kay, spend it up)  Rip up the Charter! (I'm gaspin') It's all your fault! (There is no God) Wars in Africa (Come on) Been MC Gadhaf! Economy! (Stinks!) You want some oil? (Next tiiiime) Moammar Gadhafi (Prove it, prove it) I'll push you out Of my damn country (His damn country) Nobody runs free (No one is free)  Been 42 years and I would do it again I'll rule it, I'll rule it, I'll rule it, I'll rule it,  I'll rule it, and rule it, til the sun burns out  I'll rule it, I'll rule it, I'll rule it, I'll rule it,   rule it, rule it, rule it, rule it Wikileaks, told you all, I got a n-n-nurse (Nurse nurse nurse nurse) Just a nurse, just a nurse, nothin' going  (On on on on) Been descriped as a voluptuous  (Blonde blonde blonde blonde) Got forty female bodyguards, of me they are (Fond fond fond fond) (THIS WOULD BE THE PERFECT TIME TO HEAR THE RANDOMLY INTERCUT CHORUS TO   "MAMBO  NUMBER  5" FOR A FEW SECONDS)  Egypt, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan (Screw it) Will control you too, it is my eventual plan (Do it) Give long speeches at the UN, every single day Solve conspiracies like swine flue and JFK Been Moammar Gadhafi, woohoo, and I'm going to rule Libya a long time I'm going to rule Libya a long time You won't get me on no, no, war crime I'm Moammar Gadhafi, woohoo, I'll never surrender my power Not even at my dying hour Will rule Libya as a ghost if I have to  Boo! Boo!  END WANT MORE?  CHECK OUT "SONGS OF LIBYA: AN ODE TO MOAMMAR GADHAFI!"  Featuring even more tracks from the likes of Ke$ha, David Bowie, and many more!!!  http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/5hag   @TheMichaelLake    
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