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" I GADHAFI - LING" 

By Michael Lake 


 

Listen to the real song in the background while you read these lyrics: 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ku2AiZxqOes


I GADHAFI-LING
The Black Eyed Peas feat. Moammar Gadhafi
2011


MOAMMAR
I Gadhafi-ling that tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That I'm going to rule Libya a long, long, time 

Moammar Gadhafi, you can spell it with one d or two d's
You can spell it with apostrophes
Even add an "el" or an "al" if you please

I am the leader! Of Libya!
I'll die a martyr! Or not at all!
Call me the Colonel! That's who I am!
Just don't confuse me with that ch-chicken man! 

FERGIE
You know that he is the best
Responsible for all of that civil unrest
Don't get Moammar on about the West
I've warned you, it is all I request

MOAMMAR
Been the ruler, since '69
How am I doing? I think just fine
Got my own stadium! Let's play some sports!
Won't see no Jews .... or any I-tal-i-ans

In Libya, In Libya, In Libya, In Libya
I rule it, I rule it, it's Libya
I rule it, I rule it, I rule it, I rule it, rule it, rule it, 
I rule it, I rule it, I rule it! 

CHORUS: 
I Gadhafi-ling that tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That I'm going to rule Libya a long, long, time 

Moammar Gadhafi, you can spell it with one d or two d's
You can spell it with apostrophes
Even add an "el" or an "al" if you please

MOAMMAR
Hey what's up UN! 
(Hey!)
I got a speech!
(He's got a speech!)
Got ninety minutes? 
(Wait, what?)
I'll spend it up!
('Kay, spend it up) 

Rip up the Charter!
(I'm gaspin')
It's all your fault!
(There is no God)
Wars in Africa
(Come on)
Been MC Gadhaf!

Economy!
(Stinks!)
You want some oil?
(Next tiiiime)
Moammar Gadhafi
(Prove it, prove it)
I'll push you out

Of my damn country
(His damn country)
Nobody runs free
(No one is free) 

Been 42 years and I would do it again
I'll rule it, I'll rule it, I'll rule it, I'll rule it, 
I'll rule it, and rule it, til the sun burns out 
I'll rule it, I'll rule it, I'll rule it, I'll rule it,  
rule it, rule it, rule it, rule it

Wikileaks, told you all, I got a n-n-nurse
(Nurse nurse nurse nurse)
Just a nurse, just a nurse, nothin' going 
(On on on on)
Been descriped as a voluptuous 
(Blonde blonde blonde blonde)
Got forty female bodyguards, of me they are
(Fond fond fond fond)

(THIS WOULD BE THE PERFECT TIME TO HEAR THE RANDOMLY INTERCUT CHORUS TO   "MAMBO  NUMBER  5" FOR A FEW SECONDS) 

Egypt, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan
(Screw it)
Will control you too, it is my eventual plan
(Do it)
Give long speeches at the UN, every single day
Solve conspiracies like swine flue and JFK

Been Moammar Gadhafi, woohoo, and I'm going to rule Libya a long time
I'm going to rule Libya a long time
You won't get me on no, no, war crime

I'm Moammar Gadhafi, woohoo, I'll never surrender my power
Not even at my dying hour
Will rule Libya as a ghost if I have to 
Boo! Boo! 

END




WANT MORE? 

CHECK OUT "SONGS OF LIBYA: AN ODE TO MOAMMAR GADHAFI!" 
Featuring even more tracks from the likes of Ke$ha, David Bowie, and many more!!!

 http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/5hag

 

@TheMichaelLake

 

 

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