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Published July 09, 2014

Here’s something to think about……

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and
exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing fairly well' for my age. (I
just turned sixty-something.)

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him,
‘Do you think I’ll live to be 80?’

He asked, ‘Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?

'Oh no,’ I replied. ‘I’m not doing drugs, either!’

Then he asked, ‘Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?

I said, 'Not much… My former doctor said that all red meat is very
unhealthy!’

‘Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating,
sailing, hiking, or bicycling?’

‘No, I don’t,’ I said.

He asked, ‘Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have lots of sex?’

‘No,’ I said…

He looked at me and said,.. ‘Then, why do you even give a shit?

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