1. F**k! You mean I need a credit card to park my car?!
2. Taco Tuesdays has a new meaning: ”I can eat night plus have a drink!” it must be my birthday.
3. Suddenly walking 5 miles to and from school in rain, sleet and snow in shoes with holes in them isn’t so bad.
4. When your competition is Superman on Hollywood Blvd.
5. Becoming a tour guide on celebrity bus tours is a highlight.
6. Union = first and last months rent
7. Your “lucky” audition shirt used to be your “lucky, I may get laid shirt”
8. Your agent knows you better than your mom, or you wish he did.
9. You’re contemplating auditioning for the Jersey Shoresical.
10. Or Chuck E. Cheese.
11. A dollar and a dream sounds familiar.