I get bored at work,so to relieve the boredom i get up to mischief.
There is an attractive woman who was working with me the other day so i decide to chat her up using a combination of snappy one liners,charm and wit ( none of which i have).
The one line i was particularly proud of is when i was being overconfident and assuming she was falling for me when she said " your full of yourself"
My reply was" play your cards right and you could be full of me too"
This could have went two ways
1.Reported to a manager and disciplined
2.being given her phone number
I'm glad to say option two was excercised