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July 21, 2015
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Scientists have finally trapped the Lord our God in a polymer cube. But now that he's our slave, what should we do with him?

Since He created us 6,000 years ago, one of mankind’s greatest collective missions has been to trap God in a small enclosure in order to fuck with Him and make Him do our bidding.

And at long last, scientists at UCLA have done it—God is now trapped forever inside a 3'x3’ clear polymer cube, and we can do whatever we want to Him, including show Him our dicks.

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