The Right’s Solution to Occupy Wall Street: Arm Them

Why do conservatives hate Occupy Wall Street?  Simple.  Conservatives hate camping – it’s just not a respectable way to change your government.  “Hanging out in tents, making signs and smoking weed is no substitute for violent threats,” former Republican Senate candidate Sharron Angle said.  “These stupid hippies need to learn about Second Amendment Remedies.”

“Why, I bet not one of those deodorant-haters has even shot in the direction of an elected official,” Sarah Palin laughed.  “Heck, I threaten Todd with a gun at least twice a week – and he’s never held office!  Camping.  Sheesh, you betcha we call that kid’s play in Alaska.”