You Know You're a Pickup Truck Dog,
- your name is Skoal.
- you're a Poodle with a Mullet.
- your dry food is Kibbles & Grits
- your canned food is Alpo-lachian
- you know how to crush a Yorkie against your forehead
- after eating, your owner uses your leash to floss.
- your obedience training consists of, "Fetch me the Meth."
the silhouette on your mud flaps is a reclining poodle with twelve tits.
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