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by Ted Bergman
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Published April 14, 2013

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You Know You're a Pickup Truck Dog,

if...

  • your name is Skoal.
  • you're a Poodle with a Mullet.
  • your dry food is Kibbles & Grits
  • your canned food is Alpo-lachian
  • you know how to crush a Yorkie against your forehead
  • after eating, your owner uses your leash to floss.
  • your obedience training consists of, "Fetch me the Meth."
  • the silhouette on your mud flaps is a reclining poodle with twelve tits.
     

Have a Pick Up Truck Dog one liner?

Send it. If I use it, I'll give you credit & a link.

 

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A New Dog and Cat Comedy TV Show
That will Raise a Ton of Money For Animal Related charities.
YOU CAN HELP GET THIS TV SHOW ON THE AIR WITH A CLICK OF YOUR MOUSE
No Hype...No B.S...No Kidding.

 

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