One way or another, these links will make you pee your pants.

  • Mike Myers’s Comeback is Groovy, Baby - GQ
  • History’s Dumbest Theories About the Moon - The Occasional
  • 21 Jump Street Reimagined as an Oscar-Winning Drama - Tastefully Offensive
  • 10 Farva-Approved Facts You Might Not Know About Super Troopers - Uproxx
  • An Instructional Guide for Aspiring Baseball Pitchers, by 50 Cent - Above Average
  • 28 Wise Lessons to Be Learned from Bob’s Burgers’ Gene Belcher - Buzzfeed
  • How to Make a Man-Friendly #YesAllWomen Post - Reductress

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