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Published August 02, 2010

I have taken the time to compile a list of things we all can do to be more Eco-friendly and save this planet one person at a time. Please, if you have any concern for the future of this planet please follow these easy steps:

1. Only use the bathroom once a day. It maybe difficult at first, but your bowels will adjust.

2. Stop using latex condoms. Use one made of recycled cardboard or don't use one at all.

3. It is safe to drink your own urine, so save it in a jar throughout the day and use it to make your morning coffee.

4. When shaving, use the water from the back of the toilet. This works for brushing your teeth, too.

5. Call in sick to work once a week. Imagine all the gas you will save.

6. Eat as much beef as possible. Cows are responsible for producing billions of tons of Ozone damaging methane every year. Let's do our part and eat as many off the planet as possible.

7. If you see an oversized, gas-guzzling SUV on the streets, start it on fire.

8. Don't drink water. Drink other products such as soda, juice, and beer as they will contain at least 5% less water than water.

I hope you will be able to apply these simple steps to your life. Always think about the future of this planet and the people you will be helping.

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