*The evening news reports that Republican Vice Presidential Nominee Sarah Palin's two year old son has Down Syndrome*
Me: I bet they started planning all of this three years ago, to garner some sympathy votes just as insurance.
Her: They knew he had Down's before he was born.
Me: That's what I'm saying. How do you think they knew?
Me: More like Plannediocentesis.
Her: *Shakes her head*
Me: Well, you obviously cannot trust her. They will stop at nothing.