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Top Twitter Feuds of 2013 - The Onion
Ice Cube, Kevin Hart and Conan Share a Lyft Car - Team Coco
15 Utterly Sociopathic Elf on the Shelf Ideas - HappyPlace
Key & Peele Attempt World Record for Impressions - Tastefully Offensive
A Supercut of Paul Rudd Pulling His Long Running Mac & Me Gag on Conan's Show - Uproxx
An Incredibly Detailed History of the Showerbeer - Thrillist
John Goodman's 9 Best SNL Sketches - Splitsider

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